Testing a drive-thru dad joke button

I’m piloting a ‘Dad Joke’ button on the menu board 4–6 p.m. this Friday: laugh and we comp a small fry, groan and you unlock a BOGO shake. Is this the kind of silly friction that boosts engagement without clogging the line, and got a one-liner so good it makes ketchup move like it’s launch day?

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Pilot it in one lane and time-box the button to the payment screen — ‘one tap, one quip’ — so it fills dead air without slowing orders; my line: “Why did the ketchup clock in early? So it could ketchup on work.” Would you track dwell time per car to see if the joke adds seconds?

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nothing kills flow like a stalled car, so keep the button live only 4–6 and auto-hide it whenever the queue >5 cars or average ticket time >90s, then re-enable when things recover. Push the fry/BOGO unlock to the pickup window with a quick QR on the payment screen so the tap is instant and redemption happens after the order, @bwilliams83. One-liner: “Ketchup took the early shift on launch day — so it could ketchup with the fries before they blast off.”.

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@bwilliams83 Route fry/BOGO redemption to the pickup window 4–6; “We’ll ketchup later — fries first.”.

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I’d cache a tight 10-joke rotation locally so the quip fires instantly — streaming gave us a 0.7s lag that made guests talk over the punchline; refill the pool from https://icanhazdadjoke.com during off-peak. One-liner: “Our ketchup’s in launch mode — hitting 57 and catching up.” Are you tracking button taps vs. redeemed comps live to spot drag?

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