Drive-Thru Delays: A Stand-Up Routine

I swear, some days it feels like the drive-thru has turned into a stand-up comedy show. The other day, I watched a guy wait so long for his order that he managed to listen to an entire podcast episode! I know we joke about it, but there’s nothing funny about cold fries and a lukewarm attitude. What’s the longest you’ve ever waited while stuck in ‘Order Land’?

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